The Funny Site of the Day -- I had been meaning to get around to pondering whether actor Christian Bale physically favors Muppet Kermit the Frog, but the OhNoTheyDidn't journal beat me to it. The upside is my weekend is free of thinking!

And your upside may be full of gawking, as these visual comparisons of the entertainment duo are compelling, amusing, and astounding. See the big photo gallery

I might even float the idea that these *two* guys are actually the same person/reptile. You never see them together, however I do believe Miss Piggy dates *both*.

She knows. She knows.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- Race the clock to pulverize winged bugs, while you admire the french fries, sugar packets, and coffee stain they covet so much. After all, it's the flies' life for us!

The amusing Flash distraction is presented by Majman.net. At least, that's the buzz.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- If you like to snap photos of your flapping facial flesh as you whip your head from left to right and back again at high speeds repeatedly, then Jowlers might be for you. Thousands of aficionados -- with thousands of headaches! -- have posted their wacky action mugs on the Internet. Browse the galleries and enjoy their poses suspended in animation. Also contemplate the phrase: "too much free time."

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_{Pictured: Actress Dominique Swain is not jowling exactly, but we're naming her Miss Congeniality anyway. Photo by By Frazer Harrison / Getty Images.}

The Funny Site of the Day -- OK, kids, we can't always goof off around here. Let's get serious now. The FBH -- that's the Federal Bureau of Hamsters -- has issued its 10 Most Wanted Hamsters list, including profiles and cash rewards (sometimes in excess of 11 bucks). Be on the lookout for Mr. Squeaky, Spammy, Snowball, Fuzzy, Sulu, Ginger, Snuggles, Big Bertha, Oscar, and Fluffy. These perpetrators are considered legged and extremely dangerous, committing crimes ranging from eating homework without an invite to pooping on floors.

Other eye-opening features at "America's #1 Website for Hamster Attack Prevention" are an advice column ("Ask 'Squiggles the Hamster'"), "Hamster Attacks in the News" reports, and three video games to train you for the awfully cute, ferocious unknown (Hamster Highway, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, When Hamsters Attack 2000).

And the "Top 11 Ways to Avoid Hamster Attacks" primer is a must-read for every household. Beware, people, and be prepared. Here's a quote:

3) Never cover your entire body in Cheez-Whiz, then roll around in sunflower seeds.

Well, there goes my weekend.

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